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Thursday, February 23, 2006

24: Our Latest Entertainment Obsession

Julie and I don't actually watch very much television. The news. Some documentaries here and there. Jacob likes sports and cartoons. Mostly television is just mind-rot.

However, there are exceptions. The program "24" has been around for several years now, but we'd never watched it. But then we picked up a DVD of the first episodes of the first season from the library. Now we're hooked.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Stuff on My Cat

Here is a neat site that has pictures of people who put stuff on their cats.



HT: Samantha Burns

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Pro-"Choice" Position Is Heresy

A Roman Catholic bishop in Oregon has stated that it is heretical to be pro-abortion. See here. Of course, he's right. And here is why. It is impossible for a person to be both pro-choice and take the doctrine of the incarnation seriously. Jesus was conceived in the Virgin's womb by the Holy Spirit. So what was that in there? A blob of tissue? The eternal almighty Son of God became a sub-human blob of soul-less tissue? Yep, that's heresy alrighty.

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Those Silly Germans

It has often been observed that Germans lack a sense of humor. That's because there is nothing funny about being German. But as a 3/4 German American myself, I found this commercial especially humorous. Enjoy. Go here to see what I mean.

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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Mormons: Don't Confuse Us w/the Facts II


Here is another good article debunking the Mormon myth that Israelites emigrated to the Americas thousands of years ago. The DNA evidence does not support this foundational claim of the Book of Mormon.

Good reads:

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Mormonism: Don't Confuse Us with the Facts

As John Warwick Montgomery has said, faith must be founded on fact. If the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus did not take place historically, then our Christian faith would be less than worthless.

What if a foundational tenet of your religious faith is that the Native Americans are descended from a lost tribe of Israel and extensive DNA tests have proved that Native Americans originated in Asia, not the Middle East? This is the crisis now facing Mormonism.

See here and here.

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Friday, February 17, 2006

"Gospels Are Eye-Witness Accounts," Scholar Says

In the seminary, I read some of the work of Dr. Richard Bauckham, professor at St. Andrew's University in Scotland. Then today I noticed this article which says he is giving a series of lectures in which he will defend the notion that the four Gospels were written by actual eye-witnesses of the events they describe.

Naturally, I concur with Dr. Bauckham. I don't think there'd be much point in being a Christian if the Gospel narratives were spurious in origin. I'm just glad to see that some major scholars are still unafraid to teach this publicly.

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It's the Thought that Counts...Not!

The commercial begins with husband and wife in the kitchen. She is at the counter and he is seated at the table.

She says, "So did you buy me that diamond necklace for Valentine's Day?"

He, "Uh, no."

She, "Oh, well then did you make reservations for a fancy dinner?"

He, "No."

She, "But you got me a dozen roses?"

He, "Actually, no."

She, "A card?"

He, "(pause) No. But I thought about it. I really did give it some thought."

She, "Awwwwwww, that's so sweet." Hugs and kisses ensue.

And then the announcer comes on and intones something like this, "Of course it's not just the thought that counts. Remember Hallmark when you care enough to send the very best."

This is actually a very profound theological observation. Thoughts and sentiments that are not backed up by actions are hollow.

John 3:16 says that God loved the world so he thought nice thoughts. Nope. It says He loved and so He gave. He gave Himself. Love acts. Am I right?

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United Church of Christ Advocating Devil Worship

The sign in front of the United Church of Christ congregation in Limerick, PA read: "If only thou wilt worship me, then all will be thine" (Luke 4:7).

Sounds pious, eh? Until you notice that the person who speaks those words in the Gospel is SATAN.

Oops. Better change that sign. Blogger Justin Taylor cites this as evidence of biblical illiteracy. I think he's right. I don't think the UCC people in Limerick really want you to worship the devil. Considering that the UCC is one of the most liberal denominations in America, there's a good chance they don't even believe the devil exists.

The latest motto of the United Church of Christ is "God Still Speaks." And as Russell Moore over at Mere Comments notes, whether we believe in him or not, the devil is still talking too.

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Monday, February 13, 2006

Politically Correct Attack on Curious George Movie


The PC police are slamming the new movie based on the classic children's book character, Curious George. Debbie Schlussel has some worthwhile commentary.

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Friday, February 10, 2006

"Salvation by Faith Alone" Says Papal Preacher

True conversion is not just giving up the bad. It means also giving up the good, in a sense. Giving up the notion that we bring our good works to God to win His favor. Good works are the natural, spontaneous and unavoidable result or fruit of being in God's favor, not the means of gaining it.

On December 16, 2005, Capuchin Father Raniero Cantalamessa preached before the pope the preeminence of faith. I don't know that he quite preached that justification is Christ's righteousness imputed or credited to unworthy sinners, but this illustration is a keeper.


Father Cantalamessa told a familiar Italian story about the shepherds near Bethlehem going to visit the newborn Jesus, each of them trying to outdo the others with the beauty of the gifts they offered.

One poor shepherd had nothing and was ashamed.

"Mary could not figure out how to accept all the gifts, since she was holding the baby in her arms," he said. "So, seeing the poor shepherd with his hands free, she handed Jesus to him."

"Having his hands free was his fortune and it should be ours as well," Father Cantalamessa said.
See the story here.

HT: Watersblogged


coverFor further reading, see C.F.W. Walther The Proper Distinction Between Law and Gospel and

cover Robert Preus Justification and Rome

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The Difference Between Cats and Dogs

I love dogs and I love cats. I have one of the former and two of the latter. I'm not quite sure it's accurate to say I "own" two cats. I certainly own the dog, but I think the cats might own me. I think to them I'm just staff.

Here is how a dog thinks: "Hmmm. This man feeds me, plays with me, and cleans up after me. He must be god." A cat thinks: "Hmmm. This man feeds me, plays with me, and cleans up after me. I must be god."

Go here to see a page from a dog's diary beside a page from a cat's diary. Sums it up.

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Drinking with Steve

This man is a genius. He sells a DVD with two hours of nothing but himself sitting and drinking beer. That way you never have to drink alone. His web store says:

Rough day at work? No job? You've come to the right place. Steve has found a loophole that blurs the line between the casual drinker and the raging alcoholic! Simply pop in the video, choose how many beers you feel like having and relax with your new drinking buddy. No stupid chit chat, no crying about ex girlfriends, just you and Steve tipping a few back. Enjoy.

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Steelers and Church Sign Excesses

My wife, Julie, over at Jottings and Such said what I've been thinking. That happens a lot, by the way.

I'm all for rooting for the home team, but some of the signs seen in the Burgh around the Steelers big win are a bit much.


I kind of like Julie's alternative suggestion.

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Nativity - The Movie

New Line has selected a director, Catherine Hardwicke, for their movie project The Nativity. It covers the two years leading to Mary and Joseph's trek to Bethlehem and the birth of Jesus. See here. And here. Jeffrey Overstreet at his blog Looking Closer asks who we would cast as the Virgin Mary. In my opinion, it should be a relatively unknown actress. Not someone with a body of previous work. She should be young. She should look semitic. Possibly an Arab actress. She could be pretty or plain, but she should not be sexy. My two shekels on the question.

[I always liked Olivia Hussey in Jesus of Nazareth above.]

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Lousy Music in Church - More Than a Matter of Taste

Charles Colson wrote a very decent Breakpoint article on the invasion of substandard songs in church and how they are wreaking people's faith. Good insights.

Go here.


Musical Mush
Are We Impairing Our Capacity to Think?

February 6, 2006

When church music directors lead the congregation in singing some praise music, I often listen stoically with teeth clenched. But one Sunday morning, I cracked. We had been led through endless repetitions of a meaningless ditty called, "Draw Me Close to You." The song has zero theological content and could be sung in a nightclub, for that matter. When I thought it was finally and mercifully over, the music leader beamed at us and said in a cheerful voice, "Let's sing that again, shall we?" "No!" I shouted loudly. Heads all around me spun while my wife cringed.

I admit I prefer more traditional hymns. But even given that, I am convinced that much of the music being written for the Church today reflects an unfortunate trend—slipping across the line from worship to entertainment. Evangelicals are in danger of amusing ourselves to death, to borrow the title of the classic Neil Postman book.

The trend is also true of Christian radio, historically an important source of in-depth teaching. Many stations have recently dropped serious programming in favor of all-music formats. For example, a major Baltimore station dropped four talk shows to add music. A respected broadcaster recently dropped "Focus on the Family," claiming it had become too focused on "moral issues."

When a Cincinnati station replaced "BreakPoint" with music, I told the station manager that believers need to think Christianly about major worldview issues. Her reply? Younger women want "something to help them cope with life."

This view was confirmed by a Christian homemaker during a TV special on evangelicalism. She is so busy, she explained, with her kids, Bible study, cooking, and all, that she does not even get to read the newspaper. Church for her is getting her spirits lifted. Now admittedly, modern life creates enormous stress, but can't the Church offer comfort and help people confront the culture? Of course, music is important in the life of the Church. But it cannot replace solid teaching.

The decision by Christian broadcasters to avoid moral controversies could result in the Church withdrawing from the culture as it tragically did a century ago. The great strength of radio, as with books, has been to present in-depth teaching that engages Christians cognitively. Unfortunately, thinking analytically is something Christians find increasingly difficult. According to a government study, the average college graduate's proficient literacy in English has declined from 40 percent in 1992 to 31 percent ten years later. The study defines proficient literacy as the ability to read lengthy, complex texts and draw complicated inferences.

This is horrifying. The Gospel above everything else is revealed propositional truth—truth that speaks to all of life. Sure, the Gospel is simple enough for a child to understand. But if you want to study doctrine and worldview, you need the capacity to engage ideas cognitively. Doctrine and biblical teaching does not consist of dry, abstract notions. It is the truth that must be carried to the heart and applied. And there is no escaping that it is truth that must be learned.

When Postman published his book two decades ago, he feared television would impair our capacity to think. He was right. But can we learn from this—or are we destined to follow suit, with the Church blissfully amusing itself into irrelevance?

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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Cat Talk

I like cats. Right now, I'm reading a book on the psychology of cats. Here's a super quote:

To human beings, communication is a means of expressing ideas. To cats, it is, too. The major difference is that for cats, the principle idea that is usually in need of expression is, "Get out of my face."

Cat lovers out there, can I get an Amen?

Give this a read

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Monday, February 06, 2006

Enraged Hindus Attack Danish Market for Selling Cow Meat

Not really. My headline is bogus. But I wrote it to make a point. It is contrary to the Hindu religion to kill and eat cows. But they don't plot to murder me at the McDonald's drive thru lane. Nor do they burn down my consulate in Lebanon.

Christians consider it blasphemous to portray Jesus as a girlie-man, wimpie, California, surfer dude, in touch with his inner puppy. But to my knowledge, angry mobs of Presbyterians did not wear veils and carry banners saying "Go to hell" in front of the NBC headquarters over The Book of Daniel.

Jews consider pigs to be unclean animals. But the hasid did not threaten to behead anyone when British office workers had coffee mugs brandishing the image of Winnie the Pooh character Piglet. [See here.]

Jeff Jacoby, columnist at the Boston Globe, penned this satire:

HINDUS CONSIDER it sacrilegious to eat meat from cows, so when a Danish supermarket ran a sale on beef and veal last fall, Hindus everywhere reacted with outrage. India recalled its ambassador to Copenhagen, and Danish flags were burned in Calcutta, Bombay, and Delhi. A Hindu mob in Sri Lanka severely beat two employees of a Danish-owned firm, and demonstrators in Nepal chanted: ''War on Denmark! Death to Denmark!"In many places, shops selling Dansk china or Lego toys were attacked by rioters, and two Danish embassies were firebombed.


Why is it that the ONLY major world religion that routinely uses violence and the threat of violence against its adversaries is Islam?

For a good read, check out The Great Divide: The failure of Islam and the Triumph of the West by Alvin Schmidt.

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Cartoon Hypocrisy















Found on Filibustercartoons via Little Green Footballs.

Arab newspapers publish horrendous anti-semitic cartoons all the time. See here. Naturally, THAT is OK. HT: Michele Malkin.

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Steelers Win SuperBowl 40



Get your championship Steelers gear here.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Some Questions Should Not Be Asked

Thanks to Intolerant Elle for these real questions asked on job interviews.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

The Latest From "The Religion of Peace"














































These lovely signs are from a protest in London, England - not Tehran!! Listen, if I'm ever going to threaten to cut off someone's head, I'm at least going to be man enough to show my face.

All of this is a response to a series of cartoons making fun of Islam in a Danish paper. I get irked when Christianity is mocked (which it routinely is) and I will write letters, blog, boycott, etc. But what you see above is from the devil. Let's be honest.

For a good read, check out The Great Divide: The failure of Islam and the Triumph of the West by Alvin Schmidt.


HT: Michelle Malkin

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Ten Most "Redeeming" Movies of 2005

The movie people at Christianity Today have posted what they consider the ten most "redeeming" movies of the year just past. By "redeeming" they mean that these are films about redemption - more or less. Here's their article.

I've seen five of the ten and I agree that those selections are good films that portray - either implicitly or explicitly - themes that parallel central Christian themes.


I must add that based on their recommendation, I am definitely going to rent Millions.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Snakes and Hamsters Living Together

What is this world coming to?!?!

Check it out.

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Jedi Squirrels

This is why I don't mess with the squirrels in our backyard. I'm telling you, these things are military geniuses.

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Colson on the Importance of Book Learnin'

I think the following piece by Charles Colson from his Breakpoint website is on the button!! Read it, please. The whole thing.

Ever wonder what Jesus meant when He said, “Let him who has ears, hear?” Well, an experience relayed to me by my good friend R. C. Sproul helps us understand the words of Jesus in today’s culture.

Some years ago, Sproul offered a rigorous course in Romans. Two hundred serious disciples signed up. Half-way through the course, Sproul took a week off to enroll in Evangelism Explosion (EE) courses. When he came back, he told his students about EE, including conversation openers like, “Why should God let you into heaven?” On a whim, he asked class members how they would answer.

Anyone who knows Sproul knows he teaches the great evangelical doctrine in Romans, justification by faith alone, in unmistakable terms. Every student should have known the answer. Not so. There were awkward pauses; some people mumbled about living a good life. Only thirty out of two hundred answered correctly. How could this be?

The answer may be found in two contemporary trends. First, modern evangelicalism puts undue weight on experience; if somebody lacks a personal testimony—and the more dramatic the better—he is made to feel like a second-class believer. This heavy reliance on feelings carries over in discipleship and worship. Contemporary music is intended to—and often does—whip people into a spiritual frenzy.

Our literature talks about “feeling” the presence of the Spirit—or experiencing God’s presence. This is all to the good when it results in people making a personal commitment to Jesus. But it can be dangerous when that is all there is. Doctrine may be seen as abstract and inaccessible because it seems unrelated to personal experience.

The second trend has to do with our high-tech age. Today, information is transmitted by images—pictures on televisions and computer screens. Modern technology teaches us in the same way cartoons teach us: images, rather than demanding that we wrestle with tough, analytical concepts. Experts tell us that learning through images rather than words results in a diminished capacity for complex thought.

Department of Education surveys tell the shocking story. In 1992, only forty percent of college graduates were deemed literate; that is, able to read and understand complex arguments and to give comprehensive answers. That is shockingly low. But even worse was the 2003 study, when literacy had declined to an astonishing 31 percent. This is why a group of today’s college graduates could sit through a course on Romans and complex doctrine and not get it.

Of all people, Christians must learn how to engage the mind and to employ reason and logic, to understand difficult concepts and grapple with complex propositions. After all, the Gospel is revealed propositional truth, communicated to us in a complex book. This is why Christians have always championed public education and launched so many institutions of higher learning.

And, want some good advice? Make your kids read books. Following the barbarian conquest of Europe, Irish monks preserved books in their monasteries. As the barbarian hordes receded, they sent missionaries back to the continent to teach reading and the Bible.

Perhaps it is time again for Christians to prepare missionaries—to teach people to think.

He who has ears—let him hear.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Koran Karaoke

Uh ... if you find me with my head severed from my body, you'll know why. This bit of Koran Karaoke is brilliant. You have to watch this.

UPDATE: If the link above does not work, go here instead.

HT: The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Monday, January 30, 2006

British Question Darwinian Evolution

Just as the battle is underway in the United States over whether Intelligent Design should be included in the public school curriculum, we read this article from BBC News which states that less than half of the Britons polled believe that evolution is the best explanation for the origin of life. This is remarkable considering the relative secularity of England over against the U.S. Even in a nation where far fewer people attend religious services, a sizeable minority (39%) believe in some theory of origins other than Darwinism and over 40% believe alternate theories (creationism or intelligent design) should be included in public education.

FYI - On Saturday, April 1, Dr. Angus Menuge will give a day-long seminar at Concordia Lutheran Church, 3109 Brownsville Road, Pittsburgh, PA 15227, (412)881-3005 on the question of science and faith, particularly as this relates to the current Intelligent Design controversy .

HT: Jame's M. Kushiner at Touchstone's Mere Comments

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Friday, January 27, 2006

Bishop Takes a Cruise on Easter

I have to admit that my first thought when I read this article is that the guy is a bum. On second thought, that's my second thought too.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Marketing Aslan or Selling the Lion Behind the Lion

E.J. Park has written a fine article for the latest issue of Christianity Today called A Tale of Two Kitties. Now, I love this article for so many reasons. First, because I have two kitty cats and anything with the above title is going to make me say, “Awww.” But seriously, the article touches on two fictional cats that mean a lot to me, for vastly different reasons. The article’s subtitle sums it up: “Lovers of Aslan should heed the warnings of the creator of Hobbes.”

Bill Watterson is the creator of the much-loved comic strip (retired in 1996) Calvin and Hobbes. As fans know, Hobbes is a stuffed tiger toy for the impish Calvin and who comes alive – in Calvin’s imagination? – when they are alone. Hobbes is Calvin’s conscience, the better angel of his nature.

Even though there are countless millions to be made, Watterson has not permitted his comic strip to be used for merchandise. You won't see Calvin wishing you a happy birthday on the front of a Hallmark card. You won't find comic strip panels on coffee mugs or T-shirts. According to Watterson, it would ruin the characters he has created to pull them from the comics and put them into another medium. Giving voices to an animated Calvin & Hobbes Halloween special, for instance, would change them in some fundamental way. Or so Watterson believes.

I have been a huge fan of C.S. Lewis's Narnia books since my youth. I was delighted when I learned that The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was being made into a film. And over all, I was happy with it. But now, I'm thinking hard about what Bill Watterson has to say about his characters and the CT article by E.J. Park.

Transforming Aslan from the medium of text to film was always a risky idea. Aslan is a Christ-figure and generations of readers have deeply felt attachments to him as an image of the Savior. Since in my opinion, the film does a fair job, I have given it a pass. But now, seeing Hasbro Aslan action figures and Aslan t-shirts, and Aslan plushy dolls, that changes things. There is something troubling, maybe even sacreligious, about playing with an Aslan toy amidst the Barbie dolls and army men. Or is there? It's just a lion. No, it's an imaginative portrait of Jesus that is being marketed, commercialized and profited from. As Parks says, "Of course, this article is not really about Aslan at all. It is about the Lion behind the lion. For it is one thing to commercialize fictitious kitties; it is quite another to commercialize the way of God."

Is the medium the message? To some extent, I think so. Parks writes: "The fact is, the spirit of a work always differs between forms, because every form has its own characteristics and limitations. ... The story and character might be similar in two works, but they are distinctly shaped by each work's form. Reading a book is never the same experience as watching a movie, which is never the same experience as playing a video game, which is never the same experience as wearing a T-shirt."

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

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Shutting "The Book of Daniel"

NBC has decided to cancel the controversial new show The Book of Daniel. Check out this article. And all I can think of to say is, "Duh!?" I predicted this would happen from the very start.

See my previous post about the show right here.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I've Been Tagged

This comes to me from the lovely Cubicle Reverend.

Four jobs I have had (in chronological order)

  • busboy
  • the guy who deep fries taco shells for Taco Bell
  • Ice cream man
  • optician at Lens Crafters

Four places I have lived (chronologically)
  • Kansas City, MO
  • Ann Arbor, MI
  • Fort Wayne, IN
  • Los Angeles, CA

Four of my favorite foods:
  • Sushi Rolls
  • Rogan Josh
  • Chili (very spicy with lots of onions)
  • Fried Oreos

TV shows that I like to watch:

I don't watch much television.


Four Movies I could watch over and over:

Four places I would rather be:
  • Someplace Sunny
  • Just about any Caribou Coffee shop
  • On a cruise
  • Visting the Holy Land

Four websites I visit:

Four people I would like to TAG?

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Good Bonhoeffer Quote

Mutti over at Beckfest offers this quote:
The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. --D. Bonhoeffer


And her excellent application:
I say the test of a morality of a society is what it does to its unborn children.

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Monday, January 23, 2006

What I'm Reading

One of my flaws is that I can never seem to read one book at a time.

cover I usually have at least one item of fiction going.

cover A book on homiletics that came highly recommended by a friend.

cover A book by one of my favorite writers about one of my favorite writers.


What I'll read next:

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What's on your reading list?

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The State of the Church

Pr. Petersen gives a very edifying reflection here. People sometimes ask how things are going at church. They want more than the customary "fine." How to answer?

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

"Munich" and "The New World" - Reviewing the Reviews

I like movies. And I like history. But I seldom like it when someone joins the two together. Films about historical figures or based on historical events generally disappoint or upset me. That's because most film-makers seem to be less interested in telling the story than in promoting their social agendas. A great example of this is Ridley Scott's latest piece of celluloid excrement, The Kingdom of Heaven. Badly filmed, badly acted, badly edited and, most of all, badly written. The Christians are either insane, idiotic, savage or anachronisitic models of 21st century liberal Protestants. Orlando Bloom is supremely over-rated and needs to stick to playing taciturn fairies. And those are reasons I called The Kingdom of Heaven the worst movie on earth.

But enough about that. There are two new films that deal with historical subjects which are receiving a good deal of attention right now: Munich and The New World. I haven't seen either one of them yet, so I won't offer any personal opinions about them in this post.

I will, however, link you to a few reviewers that I respect.

First, here is Michael Medved on Munich. I'm not very familiar with all the information surrounding the events recounted in the film, but if we assume (for the sake of argument) Mr. Medved is correct with his facts, then Spielberg has done a disservice to Israel, America, and the war on terror. Admittedly, I am a-priori inclined to agree with Medved because I have personally found him to be a level-headed film critic and one whose opinions about movies frequently parallel my own. He particularly earned my respect when, as an observant Orthodox Jew, he vociferously defended Mel Gibson's movie. The fact that the government of Israel is attacking Spielberg's movie Munich also causes me to suspect Medved's evaluation has merit. Religiously, I am no Zionist. I don't think the piece of real estate lying between Egypt and Syria has any more significance today in God's plan than does Lichtenstein. But I wholeheartedly endorse the state of Israel's right to defend itself. And to equate a government's attack on its enemies to terrorist acts is morally irresponsible.

The second film of interest is called The New World and it's about John Smith's landing in America and his relationship with the native girl, Pocahontas. Several Christian critics are speaking favorably of the film such as Steve Beard, Peter T. Chattaway and Jeffrey Overstreet. This film version, I am pleased to report, represents Pocahontas's conversion to Christianity and does so, apparently, without rancor. If so, then this is much better history than the putrid mess put out by Disney a few years ago which turned this Christian native American girl into a tree-hugging, New Age, Greenpeace, Gaia worshipper.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Back from Ft. Wayne Symposia

I just arrived home this evening from a week of theological stimulation at my alma mater. Each January, Concordia Theological Seminary, Ft. Wayne, IN holds a series of lectures relating to topics of biblical and systematic theology. I always enjoy attending this event, certainly because of the lectures, but also for the social interaction. Many alumni treat this week as a grand reunion. I get to see friends and classmates from all over the world whom I seldom see otherwise. And the chapel services are nothing less than phenomenal. Hearing 500 Lutheran pastors singing hymns in that building is riveting. But I know that I also benefit from the laughs and conversations, sharing a beer or three, with my colleagues in the pastoral ministry. And yet. . . it feels so good to be home.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

What If Jesus Returned Today?

I found this quote over on Rightwing News. He got it from Hog On Ice.


"Imagine the kerfuffle (if Jesus came back today). He comes back, and He goes on TV and says, "Okay, homosexuality is wrong. Sex outside of marriage is wrong. Stop watching porn. Quit smoking dope. And by the way, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, and all the other non-Christian religions are wrong, so stop practicing them." Every fat lesbian activist in San Francisco would be out in the street, running around topless and waving a sign reading, "Kill Jesus NOW!" Jesse Jackson would condemn Him. Cindy Sheehan would demand a meeting. Liberals would start calling him JesusHitler."
I think this guy is dead right. And I'd also apply it to the Christian Church. A mark of the Messiah is rejection. And it is the mark of a Christian as well. "Woe to you when all men speak well of you (Luke 6:26).

Most Christians today think, "Oh, if only I'd been there. I would have stayed awake in Gethsemane. I would have brought the Savior a cup of cool water as he stumbled along the Via Dolorosa. I would have been like Mary and stood at the foot of the cross.

Baloney! You would have wet yourself with fear when the soldiers marched up. You would have hidden in your home and locked the doors. You would have trampled over childrern and old women to get out of harm's way. Admit it.

A person will only suffer for something or someone he loves. And there are precious few who love Jesus more than their own lives. Christians who can't be bothered to suffer the smallest inconveniences for the sake of Jesus would, at best, have turned their backs on him and scattered like mice. And more likely, they would have shouted, "crucify him," with the crowd. At least Mel Gibson is an honest man. In his film, those were his own hands you see nailing the spikes into Jesus.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Feminist Hypocrisy


First, let me be clear. I firmly believe in equal pay for equal work. I am not opposed to all of the ideals of the women's movement. Of course, no one, woman or man, has the right to kill unborn children. But that's not the subject I want to address right now.

One of the stereotypical feminist canards is that men are violent and women are nurturing. The joke is usually that if women ruled the world, there'd be no wars. I don't deny that men are violent, but if you don't think women can be every bit as mean and nasty... well, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. And don't try to read between my lines. I am blessed to be married to the most perfect wonderful woman on the planet who would never intentionally hurt a flea (actually fleas do need to be afraid of my wife). I'm just trying to point out that radical feminism is hypocritical.

The vast majority of violent crimes are committed by men. And the idea of a fun time for a batch of 10 year old boys usually includes heavy doses of punching, tackling, tripping, tumbling and even biting. Clearly testosterone is a mighty powerful chemical.

I will agree that all men are selfish jerks. But so are all women, frankly. Spite, wrath, vindictiveness, pettiness, egocentrism and vanity are gender neutral vices. Women are not as likely to express their aggressions by taking a swipe at your face, but the demonization of masculinity and the attempted emasculation of church and society are not going to improve the world.

The knife block you see pictured above is an actual product. It's called the "All Men Are Bastards Knife Block."

HT: Right Wing News

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Lutheran Bloggers Conference

Last night, here at Concordia Theological Seminary in Ft. Wayne, IN, we held our first Confessional Lutheran Bloggers Conference. It was fun. Got to meet some great people whose blogs I read every day.

Our speakers were:

Pr. Walt Snyder of Ask the Pastor
Dr. Gene Veith of Cranach
Rev. Eric Stefanski of CAT41 (not a blog)
Jason Evans of Theology Geek

In addition to the speakers and myself, the other Lutheran Bloggers that were present are listed below. Forgive me if I forget someone. I didn't have a chance to greet everyone and we didn't take attendance. Tell me if you were omitted. There were also a number of non-bloggers present who are interested in blogging.

Beggar's All

Bloghardt's Reflector

Confessions of a Young Lutheran

Drowning Myself Whenever I Can

Indiana Jane

The Joshua Victor Theory

Madre's Missives

Preachrblog

Putting Out the Fire

Rev. Cwirla's Blogosphere


This was a good start. And the presentations were very good. Perhaps this is something that we can do again next year and, with more publicity, get even more Lutheran bloggers to meet face to face (in "hard-copy" as Dr. Veith put it) and share ideas.

Thanks to Jason, to Rev. Zimmerman at the sem and Mr. John Klinger, the tech wizard and thanks to everyone else too.

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

"The Book of Daniel"

Have you heard about NBC's newest dramedy airing on Friday nights? It's got an impressive cast.

It's called The Book of Ishmael and it's about this suburban pill-popping Muslim imam named Ishmael who gets regular visitations from the prophet Mohammed. And the twist is that Mohammed is this cool, laid-back California prophet who specializes in snappy one-liners.

The show has raised a bit of a ruckus because Ishmael is a drug addict, his wife is an alcoholic, his daughter shows her ankles to the boys at school and his adopted Chinese son is really a transgendered gigolo with low self-esteem.

The fact that every devout Muslim in the world considers the show blasphemous is not a concern of the Network. Insiders say that before long, N B C will stand for No one Buys Commercials.

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Polygamy is Next

In Canada, the federal Justice Dept. sponsored a study on whether or not to legalize polygamy. The study was commissioned because with the legalization of gay marriage, the question of how to define marriage has arisen. Not surprisingly, the commission recommended de-criminalizing polygamy. See here.

This is very simple. Where does the definition of marriage come from? If it comes from tradition, that can be changed. If it comes from the norms of Western culture, it can be changed. If it comes from the will of the people, then it can be changed. Only if the idea of marriage springs from a source beyond humanity, a higher authority, can any definition of marriage remain stable.


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The Sun Also Rises, Capiche?

Antonio Soprano as Ernest Hemingway? Yeah, maybe. See here. Make sure you read the last couple of paragraphs.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

Fame and Fortune: Highest Values

According to this article, being rich and being famous are the most important things to British youth. I'm sure a similar survey in the U.S. would yield similar results. And not just among the youth.

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Iran to Hang Teenaged Rape Victim

As reported by Dhimmi Watch

Tehran, Iran, Jan. 07 – An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece.

The state-run daily Etemaad reported on Saturday that 18-year-old Nazanin confessed to stabbing one of three men who had attacked the pair along with their boyfriends while they were spending some time in a park west of the Iranian capital in March 2005.

Nazanin, who was 17 years old at the time of the incident, said that after the three men started to throw stones at them, the two girls’ boyfriends quickly escaped on their motorbikes leaving the pair helpless.

She described how the three men pushed her and her 16-year-old niece Somayeh onto the ground and tried to rape them, and said that she took out a knife from her pocket and stabbed one of the men in the hand.

As the girls tried to escape, the men once again attacked them, and at this point, Nazanin said, she stabbed one of the men in the chest. The teenage girl, however, broke down in tears in court as she explained that she had no intention of killing the man but was merely defending herself and her younger niece from rape, the report said.

The court, however, issued on Tuesday a sentence for Nazanin to be hanged to death.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Green Glow-in-the-Dark Pigs

It's late and I've had a long and tiring day. My brain is too spent to work properly right now. But I just know that tomorrow morning I am going to be able to think of all kinds of reasons why this is bad.

Go here for the story.

HT: Southern Conservative

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

More On Emily Rose

Darrell, over at Film Geeks 2.0, has posted a new review of The Exorcism of Emily Rose. And since I just watched the DVD two nights ago myself, I thought I would post a few words. I commented on this film earlier when it was first in the theaters, as did Darrell.

I think it was a good movie. Probably one of my five favorites of the year. First because it was just so well made. The cast was top of the line. Jennifer Carpenter, as Emily Rose, deserves some attention. She was superlative. Laura Linney, who has never given a bad performance, said more with her facial expressions at times than most actors do with a thousand lines of text. Her intelligence was commanding. And if Tom Wilkenson is not nominated for an Academy Award, an injustice will have occured. Usually Christian clergy are portrayed in films as either ignorant, bigotted, or villainous - or all three. Wilkenson's Father Moore was intelligent, sensitive, pastoral, strong, passionate about his beliefs, and willing to sacrifice himself for what is good.

As a pastor, I think this film and others like it can serve a useful purpose. Movies about the devil or demon possession are often overly sensationalistic, gory or special effects laden. This one had it's scary moments, but it was comparatively easy handed in the effects department, which I appreciated. This put more of the attention on the characters. And these characters are exceptionally well-drawn.

What I didn't like:

  • While in jail, when Father Moore was being attacked by demonic powers, he prayed to St. Michael for protection. Now the good thing is that it showed that prayer protected him from the devil. But why would he pray to an angel? There is no biblical promise that angels can hear and answer prayer. But there are countless promises that God hears us and answers us when we call out to Him. Pray to God to send an angel, if you like, but don't bother praying to the soldiers when you have ready access to the commander in chief.

  • The anthropologist who testified for the defense only muddied the picture as far as I am concerned.

  • I found the ending unsatisfactory. I won't spoil it, but I thought it was kind of strange.

What I liked:
  • Other than the compelling script and powerful performances which I mentioned earlier, I appreciated the basic intent of the film. Many in this age are materialists. By that I mean they believe that the only thing which is real is that which the eye can see and the dollar can purchase. Even many so-called Christians actually live their daily lives as this kind of materialist. Flapping their lips that God exists but going about the day as if He does not. I am grateful for a well-made movie that is respectful to the institutional Christian Church and that tries to open minds to the fact that there are truths and realities which transcend reason and the five senses.



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More Thoughts On Anne Rice's Jesus Novel

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Check out this post at Necessary Roughness for more thoughts on Christ the Lord by Anne Rice. I recommend the novel.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Baby Rapists

It's a good thing that Alan Webster doesn't live in Vermont. Else he might've gotten 60 days behind bars instead of the LIFE SENTENCE the big meanie judge in England gave him. Check it out.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Douse the Mouse Before It Runs to the House

If you know me very well, you know that I am not a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) sympathizer. Some people say, "Meat is murder," or "Fur is murder." I think that is ridiculous. Meat is food. And fur is clothing.

I am, at the same time, an animal lover. I own two cats, a dog and two frogs. And if my wife would let me, I'd have more. She says I don't do enough to clean up the poop as it is and she's got a point.

One time, we were having trouble with mice in our kitchen so we put out that sticky paper to catch him. And then there he was, cute as button. But stuck from head to tail on the sticky trap. I had to do something with him. I could have just thrown him in the trash and he'd die eventually. But looking at him, I had pity. So I put him in a plastic bag and slammed the bag as hard as I could against the cement floor in my garage. Then I threw him away.

You see, I needed to get rid of that mouse. But I also didn't want it to suffer, even though it was just a mouse. So I bashed its brains in. Of course, my wife will tell you that I almost cried afterward. I said ALMOST!

Then today I read this bizarre story about the Texas man who found a mouse in his house and instead of killing it, he threw it into a pile of burning leaves in his backyard. And just as you would expect, the little critter didn't care for that one bit. So the flaming rodent zipped out of the fire and right back. . . you guessed it, into the man's house. No one was hurt (human, that is) but the man lost his house and all his possessions.

Now first, let me say that this was an inhumane way to kill a mouse. I despise the platform of these animal rights activists who equate the life of a dog or cow or chicken with that of a human being. But I also don't approve of cruelty to any of God's creatures.

I feel bad for the mouse. But I feel much worse for the poor 81 year-old man who lost his house and everything in it - even if what he did was kinda dumb.

Lesson: Don't light living animals on fire.

What is your opinion?

HT: Aardvark Alley.

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Ever See a One-Eyed Cat?

And I don't mean a cat with a normal head and one eye poked out. I mean just one big eye right in the middle of its forehead. Take a look.

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

The Baptism of Jesus

“And so John came, baptizing in the desert region and preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. The whole Judean countryside and all the people of Jerusalem went out to him. Confessing their sins, they were baptized by him in the Jordan River. . . . At that time Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee and was baptized by John in the River (Mark 1)."

Do you remember that old Sesame Street ditty? There'd be three apple pies and one piece of chocolate cake and they'd sing:


One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

That's what come to my mind when I consider the baptism of Jesus. In Matthew's Gospel, it is recorded that John strenuously tried to deter Jesus from being baptized. But the Lord said it must be done to fulfill all righteousness.

What was the Holy One of God doing there amongst all the sinners? He had no sins of His own to confess? Of what did He need to repent? He didn't need the baptism of John for His own sake. But the Righteous One became the Chief Sinner in order to pardon the truly guilty.


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Friday, January 06, 2006

Blessed Epiphany to You!!

January 6 is the Feast of the Epiphany of Our Lord. The word Epiphany means revelation and this is the season when we consider the ways God reveals himself to us in Jesus Christ.

The Gospel reading for January 6 (at least in our tradition) is Matthew 2, the story of the wise men or magi from the east who visit our Lord in Bethlehem.

First a couple of factoids. While it is generally traditional to show three wise men, the Scriptures don't, in fact, tell us their number. Only that their were three gifts. It does use the plural so it was more than one, but it could've be 2 or 20 for all we can say.

Another tidbit is that we don't know their names or exactly where they came from. Generally we'd say that they were Persian or Babylonian. That's a sound guess. We know from Old Testament history that the Jews were taken into captivity into Babylon for 70 years and many remained when Cyrus the Persian overtook Babylon. Thus Persian-types and Babylonian-types were somewhat familiar with Israel and the Hebrew prophecies. These ancient cultures were also renowned for their astronomical observations.

What was the star exactly? The Bible says that it moved to guide the magi to the very house where Jesus and his mother were staying. Many have undertaken to ascertain what kind of star this might be. Stars are fixed and do not move. What about the records of other star-gazing nations? Surely any kind of major change in the heavens - such as the appearance of a new star - would have been universally noticed.

I think it's key to note that the Greek word used here is aster. We get the english words astronomy and asteroid from it. Aster can refer to just about any heavenly body so it need not have been a star as we scientific moderns would define it. Maybe it was a meteor, a comet, or an uncommon alignments of the planets. Dozens of theories have been offered.

I find the most compelling explanation to also be one of the oldest. St. John Chrysostom, in the fourth century, proposed that the aster in Matthew 2 was an angelic being of some kind. That makes the most sense to me. Why? Because it is hard to find a widely convincing explanation if we only consider the known phenomena of nature. Comets or nova would have been observed and written about. One tantalizing theory involving the alignment of certain planets and constellations is fascinating but it would fail to explain how it guided the magi to the specific house where Jesus was staying.

And besides, angels are involved in almost every other aspect of the birth narratives. It makes sense that they'd be involved here as well. And it relieves us of having to explain it by scrunching together scientific data into a handful of not-wholly-satisfactory speculations. It fits the nature of an angel to lead people to Jesus. And there is ancient church support. To me, it's the most compelling explanation.


For more reflection on the Epiphany, head over to Aardvark Alley.

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Best Blonde Joke Ever

I could get into serious trouble for this, but this one is pretty hilarious.

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Child Rapist Gets 60 Days

Here's a story to give you morning indigestion.

First, there is a man named Mark Hulett who raped a little girl repeatedly over a span of four years starting when she was seven years old.

Second, the prosecutor asked for 8-20 years in prison, which seems like a light sentence to me. I would support hanging the man by his neck until dead. And I suspect a large majority of the American population would agree with me.

Except, of course, the judge overseeing this case. It seems the man was convicted of the crime and the judge only gave him 60 days. And his reasoning: "The one message I want to get through is that anger doesn't solve anything. It just corrodes your soul."

That's got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Who is this message for? The criminal or the victims? And of course he is dead wrong. Anger solves lots of problems. Who does this judge think is worse, the child rapist or the people who get mad at the child rapist? You want to know what is corrosive? Child rape. That's pretty bad.

For someone who is trying to eradicate anger, this fellow - Edward Cashman - is flopping big time. For instance, he's made me angry. What about you? What about the parents of the 11 year old victim? I'm guessing they were mad at Mark Hulett for repeatedly raping their daughter. Now, instead of helping de-corrode their souls, Judge Cashman has only made them angry at one more person . . . him.

And this is what really snaps the camel's back. The judge said he doesn't want to punish Mark Hulett because punishment - and here I have to quote - "doesn't work." What? Doesn't work how? The purpose of punishment is to punish. In what way does punishment not do that? Oh, I suppose if you think that punishment is supposed to cure cancer, then it doesn't work. Or if punishment is supposed to make the criminal a better person, then it doesn't work at that either. But the purpose of punishment, as far as I see it according to St. Paul in Romans chapter 13 is to . . . you guessed it, punish.

I thank God that there will be a reckoning. And I know full well that apart from God's grace in Jesus Christ, I likewise deserve God's wrath. No less than Mark Hulett. And that is why Christ instituted the Church: to preach about the atonement and the forgiveness of sins. And the reason why God instituted the government is to punish wrongdoers like Hulett.

Judges and courts exist, not to implement their own wills upon others - nor to forgive sinners and absolve the penitents for that matter - but to implement the just and perfect will of the Creator and Divine Lawgiver and Judge of All in these circumstances. Morally bankrupt judges like the Honorable Edward Cashman should recall that God is angry with sinners and it's his job to punish them.

Any dissenters should please take this up with St. Paul in Romans 13 and not me.


(Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin)

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

"The Island" - A Review

My wife and I watched the film The Island starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson last night. I was pleased by the strongly pro-life message of the film. Sometimes Hollywood actually helps the forces of good and light, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

I don't want to give away plot spoilers if you haven't seen it and intend to. It is enough to say that it deals with the question of whether it is ethical to farm and use human beings to save the lives of other human beings.


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Fellow Lutheran blogger, Blood and Water, has a very nice succinct review.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Great Time Wasting Link

For a way to kill time and accomplish nothing, go here.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

What's In a Name?

A couple of years ago, Dr. Gene Edward Veith wrote a piece for WORLD Magazine on contemporary trends in naming children. And he offers some interesting insights.

Back in the olden days, people used to give their children names that meant something. Some cultures give names to their children that express some feature or characteristic they hope to see in their child. The American Puritans, for instance, started the practice of naming their children after biblical virtues such as Faith or Hope or Charity. The hippie generation chose dreamy nature names such as River or Autumn. Many Christians through the ages have chosen names either from the Bible or from significant figures in the history of the Church. So saint names such as Joseph or Elizabeth became quite popular. I’m waiting for the day when Christians decide to get really cutting edge and choose names from the ancient church fathers. But I doubt if we’ll be seeing any little Tertullians or Cyprians or Polycarps pitter pattering around here any time soon.

One of the contemporary trends – and this is not a criticism at all, just an observation – is for parents to invent brand new words for the names of their children, not chosen because of what they mean, but for how they sound. So there are all sorts of unique combinations of letters and spellings.

And, to me, the most interesting trend nowadays is when people name their children using the brand names of their favorite consumer products. So according to one researcher, in the year 2000 there were 298 girls named Armani, after the line of designer clothing. Seven boys were named Del Monte, apparently after the canned vegetables. And 21 girls were named L’Oreal, after the hair dye.

The most surprising examples were the two boys, one in Texas and one in Michigan, who were named ESPN after the cable sports network. Their names are really spelled E-S-P-N. I’m told this is pronounced “espen.” Whatever. It’s a free country.

I’m not making any judgments upon how parents choose to name their children, particularly since in our society, if you don’t like your name, once you get to a certain age, you can get it legally changed.

However, it does seem that from God’s perspective, His name is more than just what He wants to be called. When the Lord spoke to Moses through the burning bush to enlist him to lead the Israelites out of Egypt, Moses was hesitant. He had reservations about whether he could pull it off, so he asked God, "If I come to the people of Israel and say to them, 'The God of your fathers has sent me to you,' and they ask me, 'What is his name?' what shall I say to them?" God said to Moses, "I AM WHO I AM." And he said, "Say this to the people of Israel, 'I AM has sent me to you (Exodus 3).'" The Hebrew word for this is YHWH.

And God’s name is special. He wants us to use His name, that is, He wants us to call upon His name in every time of need and He wants us to use His name in prayer, praise and giving thanks. He does not want us to use His name in vain or to turn His holy name into a curse word.

I saw a character in a movie one time who thought that God’s name was Howard. Why did he think it was Howard? Because don’t we say, “Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name?” No, of course not. We say “hallowed” be thy name. To hallow something is not to hollow it. To hallow means to keep it holy. To preserve the sanctity of something. And we keep God’s name holy not just by cleaning up our vocabulary, but also by how we live our lives.

People used to teach their children to behave properly because if they did not, it would bring shame upon the family name. Well, that is pretty much how God feels about it too. You are called Christians, named after Christ. You have been baptized into the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. His name is on you. And people are watching you to see how you live. And if you profess to be a Christian, but live like the devil, you bring shame and dishonor to the name of God. You make God look bad.

Another way a person can bring dishonor to God’s name is to teach false doctrine. Any time you attribute something to God which He did not, in fact say, and does not mean, you are putting lies into his mouth. And this is why St. Paul tells young Timothy: “Watch your life and doctrine closely. Persevere in them, because if you do, you will save both yourself and your hearers (1Tim. 4:16).”

And “He was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he had been conceived (Luke 2:21).” Jesus is the Greek form of the Hebrew name Y’shua or Joshua. It means “God saves.” That’s what the angel told Joseph before Jesus was born: “You are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins (Mt. 1:21).” It is not just what that baby was to be called. It is what that baby would do.


Here is the Veith article.

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Saturday, December 31, 2005

A Match (Mer)maid in Heaven?

Check this out. This is whimsical, but is not a joke.

OK, so the nuptials this past week between a wealthy British woman and a dolphin don't exactly qualify as a legal marriage. But I defy any defender of gay marriage to explain why it shouldn't be.

Who gets to define marriage? I say we let natural law and common law along with thousands of years of Judeo-Christian tradition decide. According to these sources, generally speaking, there will be agreement that marriage is defined as the union of one man and one woman. While the Old Testament does portray instances of polygamy, it seems to be mostly a non-issue by the time of Christ. Unquestionably, the teachings of Jesus and St. Paul forge the basis for the traditional view. And certainly, even Genesis (Adam and Eve) is supportive.

But according to some, marriage should be able to be defined by the whims and preferences of a particular society. In that case, how can polygamy or polyandry not be legalized? Or marriage between children? Or between close relatives, such as mother and son or sister and brother, etc.? Why not group marriage? Why not marriage with oneself? Or with an inanimate object? Or with a deity? Or between a 41-year-old British millionairess and a dolphin.

HT: Watersblogged

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Friday, December 30, 2005

Pope and Stiegemeyer Agree

Benedict XVI stated the other day that embryos are "full and complete humans."  See here

Now here is the interesting part.  He made this statement on Wednesday, December 28.  However, I blogged the same kind of thing, only more eloquently, on Tuesday, December 27.  I submit this as proof positive that the Pope reads The Burr in the Burgh. . . and plagiarizes from it. 

Naw, just kidding.  I'm glad to see his statement. 

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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Why European Women are Converting to Islam

I think many of us would see Islam as oppressive to women. Polygamy. Temporary Marriage. Burqas. But apparently, many of the Western converts to Islam are women. And what is attracting them? A sense of moral clarity. See this article. Now this gives me a couple of thoughts.

First, it reminds me that all human beings innately understand that there must be moral standards by which to live. It stems from the natural law imprinted by God upon every human heart. Contemporary Western culture has largely eviscerated the notion of moral absolutes. And this will result in oceans of suffering. As a pastor, I am constantly made privy to the chaos, frustration, cruelty, and hopelessness of people's lives. Law and order are attractive. I find that many times, damaged people prefer tyranny over anarchy. They'd rather have a moral slave-driver than utter confusion. So I believe this is one of the attractions of Islam. Not only is it entirely law based, it creates such a system of laws that submission to God is seen as obtainable outward observance. This is not unlike the Pharisaical religion Jesus confronted. A legal system that defines what you eat, what you wear, how many steps you can take on the sabbath, etc. As burdensome as this is, it is better than having no direction whatsoever. It also seems easier than the conversion of the heart that Jesus demands.

So in the first place, the Christian Church must not shy away from its responsibility of instructing people in morals. This includes behavior and attitudes. There is a place for moralism. But it has to be done properly. What I see in the modern church is on the one side, a form of antinomianism, a belief that we shouldn't tell people that they are wrong or sinning because it might hurt their feelings. Instead we should talk only of God's love. Or His grace and forgiveness in Jesus Christ, if you will.

But there is also the trend to re-define moral teaching so that it better suits us. Thus churches invent new virtues: tolerance above all others. Love is redefined as affirmation. We think we are loving when we make people feel supported in whatever it is they choose to do or be. That is, in fact, not love. Love means telling a person that the house they are living in is on fire so that they know to escape, even if it means disrupting an otherwise peaceful dinner.

In a way, Islam might be scratching an itch. And if the Christian Church were doing a better job instructing and guiding people on how to live good lives, then perhaps they would be less likely to subjugate themselves to tyranny.

And finally, we must continue tirelessly to emphasize the God-Man Jesus Christ. We must hold him before the world, not merely as a moral examplar, but as the final sacrifice for our sins. For no matter how we re-invent morality to make it more attainable, our hearts - and the Holy Spirit - will continue to condemn us. And that is because we all do, in fact, fall far short of the standard of perfection set by God. And it is only when we teach morality properly, when we communicate to people that God requires us to be perfect, that we can actually make sense out of the cross. People are despairing. And some are turning to counterfeit religions, built upon submission, for solace. The Church offers authentic hope, not in a moral system, but in the forgiveness of sins.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Abortion and Christmas

On this, the third day of Christmas, I have been thinking about the incarnation of God's unique eternal Son. His enfleshment. St. John wrote: The Word became flesh and made His dwelling among us.

One of the greatest turning points in history was the moment when God became a man. But really that is not the Christmas event.

Christmas is about the Nativity of Jesus. "Nativity" comes from the Latin natus or "birth." If one is a native of a place, it means he was born there. The Son of God become a native of planet earth. And Christmas is the celebration of that fact.

But I am talking about his incarnation, his enfleshment. God did not become a man in Bethlehem in the cattle stall overlooked by shepherds and angels. No, that happened approximately nine months earlier, presumably when the angel named Gabriel announced to Mary that she would conceive and give birth to a child.

It seems to me that we put so much emphasis on the birth of Jesus, but too little upon his conception. You might say that the birth implies the conception. But this is a very important point I am trying to convey. God became a zygote.

Some modern churches have altered the words of the Nicene Creed to become more politically correct, and in so doing have sold their souls for a mess of pottage. The traditional English translation states that the Son of God "became man." In order to avoid the appearance of male chauvinism, some have rendered this instead as "became fully human." That is a very unsatisfactory translation. I understand the purpose. By "man," we do not mean to imply that the incarnation does not benefit people without penises. So we say Jesus became a human being. And that is true enough. The trouble is with the phrase "fully human." Fully Human? What other options were there? Could the Son of God have entered the world as a partial human? A potential human? Maybe a cyborg or a chimera? The phrase "fully human" implies that there are degrees of being human and that is impossible for a Christian to believe. In the words of Frederica Mathewes-Green:


I believe that God loves each and every created person. I believe that we begin when our bodies begin; that each person lives the curve of a continuum, that the eighty-year-old grandmother sitting in a front porch rocker, holding her grandbaby in her lap, is the same person she was when she was sixty, when she was forty, when she was twenty, when she was eight, when she was three. She's the same person over all that span, the same Mildred, whether that whole person is contained in a body the size of an adult, or adolescent, or child or baby. She was the same person when she was one year old, and on the day she was born, two months before she was born, five months before she was born, and in the very moment she was conceived, when her parents' sperm and egg fused. That single cell was a complete human body; in that cell was contained all the genetic information she'd need for a lifetime. That cell was human, it was alive, and it was unique; its DNA was different from her mother's and her father's, a brand new human never before seen on earth. All that was there in that single cell, and its life is a continuum from that moment until the moment of her natural death.

I believe that where there is a living body, there is a soul. There is no such thing as a living body without a soul; I've never encountered such a concept outside zombie movies. You can't, therefore, say that this living, unique human body suddenly becomes a person at six months gestation, or at birth, or some other time. Where there is a living human body, there is human life.

You see, there are ethical implications for what we believe as Christians. It is not possible to take seriously the incarnation of the Son of God while tolerating abortion. Read that sentence again. Read it twice because anyone who denies the true humanity of Jesus is in serious danger.

St. John wrote that anyone who denies the incarnation of the Son of God is the antichrist. "Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the antichrist (2John:7)."

A person who accepts abortion must reason that the object being removed from the woman is non-human or somehow less than human, otherwise it is clearly murder. A Christian, however, believes that God became flesh at the point of conception and this confirms for us the tenet that a zygote is a human being.

I don't see how anyone can, in good conscience, celebrate Christmas without opposing abortion.

See also Dr. Nigel Cameron's article Bethlehem's Bioethics.

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Monday, December 26, 2005

My Wife's Thoughts on Anne Rice's Book

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Some you read what I wrote after finishing Anne Rice's newest novel called Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt. Here is what my dear wife thought. I concur 100%

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