My wife and I are enjoying DVDs of the previous seasons of 24. This blurb completely cracked me up. Go here. Some of my favorites are:
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.Sphere: Related Content
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
