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Saturday, December 23, 2006

National Talk-Like-Jack-Bauer Day

January 15, 2007. I'm mentioning it now because I'm sure I'll forget about it if I don't. Check it out.

So how does one behave on National Talk Like Jack Bauer Day?

  • Take a helicopter to work.
  • Scream "There's no time for that" whenever someone asks you to do something.
  • Ask a co-worker for a hacksaw and lighter fluid with no explanation.
  • Trust no one except the mole, of course.
  • Ask "Who are you working for?" to people throughout the day.
  • ALWAYS SPEAK IN CAPS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
  • Ask people to download stuff to your PDA.
  • Die, at least once.
  • Threaten to staples your boss's eyelids to his desk if he doesn't starting telling you the truth NOW!
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