January 15, 2007. I'm mentioning it now because I'm sure I'll forget about it if I don't. Check it out.
So how does one behave on National Talk Like Jack Bauer Day?
- Take a helicopter to work.
- Scream "There's no time for that" whenever someone asks you to do something.
- Ask a co-worker for a hacksaw and lighter fluid with no explanation.
- Trust no one except the mole, of course.
- Ask "Who are you working for?" to people throughout the day.
- ALWAYS SPEAK IN CAPS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
- Ask people to download stuff to your PDA.
- Die, at least once.
- Threaten to staples your boss's eyelids to his desk if he doesn't starting telling you the truth NOW!
5 comments:
Tell someone (preferably your daughter), "Shoot him! Shoot him again!"
The only reason you're conscious is so I don't have to carry you.
Say Shut up with three explanation points (at least three times a day).
I'm a federal agent!!!!
Good study for the day is looking at this.
Remember. Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroine. Heroine is addicted to Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead, it just makes him angry.
boy, Scott, that last one you wrote might make Symposia the next day a lot more... ummmmm.... memorable?
hoping to make it to the Fort this year,
Leistico
In addition to all of the above, don't sleep for at least 24 hours - which could explain all of the above.
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