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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Facts About 24's Jack Bauer

My wife and I are enjoying DVDs of the previous seasons of 24. This blurb completely cracked me up. Go here. Some of my favorites are:

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

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ghp said...

You forgot some:

Jack Bauer cries like a little girl at the thought of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Jack Bauer has to deal with the terrorists because even terrorists are smart enough to stay away from Chuck Norris...


Bob Waters said...

For some reason, Chuck Norris has always reminded me of Pastor Bob Schaibley.

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